Awkward Werewolfe

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I need more shelf space……

Yeah, so I recently renovated and moved into a spare room in the basement. All my dvds and books were in boxes, so tonight I decided that I’d empty the boxes and put all my thing on the built in shelves in my room, so I did that and my longest shelf (about 11 feet) is filled with books (everything from graphic novels to the collective works of verne) my second longest shelf (about 6 feet) is filled with dvds and video games the third and final shelf houses all my models, cool toys and designer board games and I still have two boxes filled with books! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??????????????????

First world problems all the way.

(p.s. if this post sounds crazy/braggy let me know I haven’t had a lot of sleep this weekend)

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If I ever get arrested.

Officer: you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you.
Me: Nothing, but I officer (insert offer's name here) have a confession to make, sometimes late at night I touch my self thinking about you, you honorable, sexy judge you.
*in court*
Officer: The defendant said "Nothing, but I officer (insert offer's name here) have a confession to make, sometimes late at night I touch my self thinking about you, you honorable, sexy judge you."
Me: *snickering*
Jury: *snickering*
Me: *losing my shit*
Jury: *Freaking dying of laughter*
Judge: *Awkward blush*
Officer: Wait, no not like that!
Judge: That was hardly appropriate